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So Exactly How Evil Is Mike Curasi, Anyway?

Find out here!

Mike takes a very revealing personality test, with S’mike as his personal “Bullshit Caller.” Which is an incredibly important job, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. The results?

*Shocking*

Coconuts are a theme as well, with tales of coconut daredevilry, fancy boozey coconut concoctions and a study of statistically significant coconut-related injuries in the US.

S’mike recounts the horrors of visiting his parents in their Floridian gated community, and the Buddies get in touch with their inner cavemen, recounting times they made bad decisions as their lizard brains took over.

Also: Vampire internet clips! Corn cobs! Crib escaping!

And the secret reason behind the zombie craze is revealed. You heard it hear fifteenth, folks.

The Dark Triad personality test can be found here

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So Exactly How Evil Is Mike Curasi, Anyway?
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Pissed Connections

The Buddies are at it again, and this time no corner of Craigslist is safe!

On a suggestion from S’mike’s wife, BIS tackles the weirdest, creepiest and most desperate Missed Connections they can be handed (because they’re too lazy to find some themselves), and then mock the hell out of ’em.

Didn’t see that coming, DID ya?!

Marvel at the sparkling wit of the Trader Joe’s Passive-Aggressivist! Stand in awe of the creepy office park drone who is crowd-sourcing his stalking! Groan at the ubergeek who fills his post with more references than even the Buddies combined can pick up on!

Also, Mike relays his brief stint as a post-apocalyptic slum lord, S’mike toes the line of being a ruiner and OMG AERITH DIES ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOOOOOOO.

Oh, and Trainwreck gets a favorable review. Even if some penises are made to shrivel…

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BIS Episode XXIX: The Spoiler Awakens

And thus, the spoilers begin. The curmudgeonly Buddies spare Star Wars Episode VII no quarter, and many a spoiler and plot weakness are discussed.

And mocked.

There’s some praise, too.

Did we mention spoilers?

Also, a REALLY good drink is created! More stories from the TV pilot filming! And seriously, S-P-O-I-L-E-R-S.

You’ve been warrrrrrned.

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BIS Episode XXIX: The Spoiler Awakens
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Predator-Style Huntin’ Camo with Matching Manly Slippers

The Buddies old-man-it-up this episode, sipping on the premier seafood-based drink of Toronto. Also, a very sad review of Avengers is conducted, where James Spader’s Ultron is described as “douche bag Shakespeare.” Spoiler: they didn’t love it.

What the heck happened to that movie?!

Other discussion highlights include the unfairness of playing first person shooters on a PC vs a console, ineffectual horror movie boyfriends and Uggs. Just… Uggs.

Also Hellraiser! Mr. Robot! Rick and Morty! Welcome to Night Vale! Completely unrelated, the Buddies review their “show me yours and I’ll show you mine” night.

Use your imagination…

Actor’s names forgotten in this episode: Keith David and Phil LaMarr

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Predator-Style Huntin' Camo with Matching Manly Slippers
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Calling All “Writers!”

Hey, Buddies In Space fans- we had a great response to our “Dramatic Readings of 90’s Teen Horror Novel Covers,” and we want to do something fun that’ll get YOU, our faithful listeners, involved.

Paste your original, uncopyrighted written material below for it to possibly be read by BIS. That’s right, we want YOUR content for some dramatic readin’s! We can’t guarantee that everything submitted will get read, but we’ll try. Who knows, maybe this will even become a regular thing…

Gotta short story you wrote in grade school that you are too embarrassed to show anyone? Submit it below and we’ll read it to the whole internet, Buddies-style. Want to get revenge on your sibling/children/significant other? Submit their “poetry” below and we’ll adapt it to be read by the two of us.

Sadly we can’t read Sam Shepard on the show, as much as we would rock True West, so please do not submit copyrighted material unless it is YOUR’S and you release us to lampoon it. (Sam Shepard, we’re looking at you!) Also, content that you wrote for something else works best- don’t go writing sumpin’ “funny” just for us.

Leave the humor to the Buddies, we’ll find it in whatever you submit 😉