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Kanpai!

In true Japanese drinking fashion, the Buddies tie one on with the assistance of two bottles of good sake. They drink wayyyyyyy more than usual, and by the end… out come the awkward prom date stories.

That being said, go ahead and file this episode under “educational.” What? Drunk AND informative? How can this be?! S’mike, a certified sake expert, shares tons of info about making and drinking sake, including drinking rituals, types of rice and even who pours when. Also, he explains the exact way that gas prices are calculated.

Neeeeeeeeerd alert.

The Buddies then dig into Mike’s Shoebox of Detritus, left over from high school and college. Hint: he liked knives as a younger man.

Other topics covered include booze for giant monsters, the douchey archaeologists who dug up the fabled buried Atari cartridges and S’mike’s drunken rant about poor industrial design. Seriously, never has a pencil sharpener received such a tongue-thrashing.

Somehow, the Buddies find time for comedy as well. It’s a longer episode than usual, but you can turn this into a drinking game- just take a drink every time Mike flubs a word!

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Kanpai!
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A Litany of Pain

The Buddies dive deep into graphics card dick-measuring, garage sales and the most ridiculous video game controller ever devised by mankind (hint: look at the pic). The not-so-great drink recipe from the previous episode is corrected, and gosh darn it, it tastes pretty good! Also, Mike recounts the time that Susan Lucci stabbed him with her Daytime Emmy.

Before you ask- Yes, that is actually a true story.

Mike and S’mike also compare their educations on the Civil War since they went to grade school on both sides of the Mason Dixon line. S’mike then shows his age by not really understanding what a podcast actually is.

Will S’Mike be able to decide who was “right” during the Civil War? What secret toy-related sound effect did Mike hide in the podcast to entice S’mike to listen to his own damned voice?? Will Mike ever stop over-stating the listenership size of Marc Maron’s podcast?!?!?!?!?!?!

There’s only way to find out, dear Buddies- listen now!

Also, DON’T FORGET about our Calling All Writers blog post- give us your embarrassingly bad short stories and poems so we can do dramatic readings of them later this summer!

 

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Calling All “Writers!”

Hey, Buddies In Space fans- we had a great response to our “Dramatic Readings of 90’s Teen Horror Novel Covers,” and we want to do something fun that’ll get YOU, our faithful listeners, involved.

Paste your original, uncopyrighted written material below for it to possibly be read by BIS. That’s right, we want YOUR content for some dramatic readin’s! We can’t guarantee that everything submitted will get read, but we’ll try. Who knows, maybe this will even become a regular thing…

Gotta short story you wrote in grade school that you are too embarrassed to show anyone? Submit it below and we’ll read it to the whole internet, Buddies-style. Want to get revenge on your sibling/children/significant other? Submit their “poetry” below and we’ll adapt it to be read by the two of us.

Sadly we can’t read Sam Shepard on the show, as much as we would rock True West, so please do not submit copyrighted material unless it is YOUR’S and you release us to lampoon it. (Sam Shepard, we’re looking at you!) Also, content that you wrote for something else works best- don’t go writing sumpin’ “funny” just for us.

Leave the humor to the Buddies, we’ll find it in whatever you submit 😉